Humor

Sophomore Rush Rates Reach Record High

to sophomore rush – v. to get into an IMSA relationship before Homecoming of one’s sophomore year Despite consistent warnings, sophomore rush rates have reached…



The Mysterious Case of Blake Truman

Co-authored by Mara Adams. It has been brought to the attention of the Acronym staff that one of IMSA’s students, Blake Truman, has been witnessed…


The Teacher Conspiracy

AURORA, IL – A new, undercover study has revealed that IMSA’s teachers are plotting against their students. Recently, our reporters contacted the Acronym’s unassociated adult…



Does 07 Exist?

Many students of IMSA have seen the hazy image of 1507 on the horizon when wandering around near 1506. Most students have at least a…