{"id":11942,"date":"2014-02-12T12:17:17","date_gmt":"2014-02-12T18:17:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sites.imsa.edu\/acronym\/?p=11942"},"modified":"2014-02-12T12:28:28","modified_gmt":"2014-02-12T18:28:28","slug":"a-step-by-step-guide-getting-a-date-for-the-obsessed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sites.imsa.edu\/acronym\/2014\/02\/12\/a-step-by-step-guide-getting-a-date-for-the-obsessed\/","title":{"rendered":"[Valentine’s Edition] A Step-by-Step Guide: Getting a Date for the Obsessed"},"content":{"rendered":"

Since there are only a few days before Valentine\u2019s Day, here are a few tips to step up your game and get a date:<\/span><\/p>\n

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  1. Find a target:<\/strong> Find someone that you talk to, at least a little. Make sure they\u2019re in at least one of your classes because that makes it easier to reel them in. Having common breaks also helps.
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  2. Follow them:<\/strong> Follow your target around for a few days. Memorize their schedule and breaks. Find out their habits, such as approximately when they go to the bathroom every day, when they go to dinner, any extracurricular activities they\u2019re part of, and if and when they work out. If you want to take it a step further, find out when they go on Facebook.
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  3. Fix your schedule:<\/strong> Start molding your schedule around what you\u2019ve established as theirs. Find them when they go to dinner, or take a stroll towards the bathroom with them. Make sure to be on Facebook right when they are, so you can sit there and contemplate talking to them or not.
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  4. Hook their attention:<\/strong> Start sending them Valentine\u2019s Day cards or secret presents. It\u2019s vital that no one knows that you\u2019re the one sending them, especially your target. This\u2019ll create an air of mystery around you, and they\u2019ll want to find out who you are. Continue this step while doing the next one.
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  5. Line:<\/strong> Start Facebook messaging them or texting them. If you don\u2019t have their number, do NOT ask for it. Make sure that you get it from someone else, because you don\u2019t want to make yourself seem too eager. Talk to them about anything and everything, and if they stop replying, make sure you follow up by asking them why they aren\u2019t replying. If they have read receipts and you know that they\u2019ve read your message and aren\u2019t replying, make sure they know that you know. Mention Valentine\u2019s Day, relationships, and even marriage as often as you can. Do NOT talk to them in person. EVER. If they talk to you, look away. You still need to maintain some of your mysterious aura.
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  6. And Sinker:<\/strong> Right before Valentine\u2019s Day, admit to everything. Tell them how much effort you put into pursuing them. If you have a copy of their schedule, make sure to show them. They\u2019ll immediately be impressed by how dedicated you are, and there you go. You now have a Valentine\u2019s Day date.
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