{"id":18259,"date":"2017-09-11T07:16:03","date_gmt":"2017-09-11T12:16:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sites.imsa.edu\/acronym\/?p=18259"},"modified":"2017-09-13T06:31:04","modified_gmt":"2017-09-13T11:31:04","slug":"irma-here-to-spice-things-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sites.imsa.edu\/acronym\/2017\/09\/11\/irma-here-to-spice-things-up\/","title":{"rendered":"Irma Here to Spice Things Up"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>AURORA, IL- Updated forecasts from the Weather Channel have Hurricane Irma arriving in Illinois as a tropical depression on Tuesday, making officials particularly worried that the storm could compound the \u201calready high level of depression\u201d in the Sullivan Road vicinity.<\/p>\n<p>IMSA students, however, are excited for the change of scenery: \u201cAt least it\u2019s <i>tropical<\/i>,\u201d remarked one junior, who was busy working on his third problem set of the day. His classmates further echoed his sentiment, adding that despite threats of high wind gusts and flooding, the word \u201ctropical\u201d has \u201cconnotations of the Bahamas, or perhaps a beach in Maui\u2026 all places where we would rather be depressed right now.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Irma&#8217;s remnants are predicted to dissipate on Wednesday morning, whereby IMSA students will resume living their sad, meaningless lives.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>AURORA, IL- Updated forecasts from the Weather Channel have Hurricane Irma arriving in Illinois as a tropical depression on Tuesday, making officials particularly worried that&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":318,"featured_media":18263,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2490,2621],"tags":[],"coauthors":[2596],"class_list":["post-18259","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-humor","category-humor-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sites.imsa.edu\/acronym\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18259","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sites.imsa.edu\/acronym\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sites.imsa.edu\/acronym\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sites.imsa.edu\/acronym\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/318"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sites.imsa.edu\/acronym\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18259"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/sites.imsa.edu\/acronym\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18259\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18303,"href":"https:\/\/sites.imsa.edu\/acronym\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18259\/revisions\/18303"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sites.imsa.edu\/acronym\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/18263"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sites.imsa.edu\/acronym\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18259"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sites.imsa.edu\/acronym\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18259"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sites.imsa.edu\/acronym\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18259"},{"taxonomy":"author","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sites.imsa.edu\/acronym\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/coauthors?post=18259"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}