{"id":19157,"date":"2017-10-27T12:26:31","date_gmt":"2017-10-27T17:26:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sites.imsa.edu\/acronym\/?p=19157"},"modified":"2017-10-27T14:03:35","modified_gmt":"2017-10-27T19:03:35","slug":"the-a-wing-mystery","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sites.imsa.edu\/acronym\/2017\/10\/27\/the-a-wing-mystery\/","title":{"rendered":"The A-Wing Mystery"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Trapped inside these suspended, ceiling-less walls, I sense something malicious afoot.<br \/>\nIt\u2019s 12:21 PM. Fifth mod has begun, cold and dim, because it\u2019s always cold and dim in a bunker. Dean\u2019s LE1 lecture drones on in the distance; some peaceful war movie ejects guttural screams from Smith\u2019s class. And underneath it all, a strange malaise has stolen over the A-wing population.<br \/>\nAn attentive silence, maybe? But at IMSA?<br \/>\nA peaceful post-lunch slumber, then?<br \/>\nOr \u2014 DEATH?<br \/>\nHeart quickening, I realize the oddity of it all. One hundred sleepwalkers, lulled into the lapping hums of teachers\u2019 lectures. No lights to look out for danger. No windows through which to make our escape.<br \/>\nIndeed, this is the stuff of stories \u2014 mystery stories. Why,&nbsp;<em>really,<\/em>&nbsp;are there open ceilings? Is it so that axes can fall on our heads? What \u2014 or who \u2014 is <em>actually<\/em> screaming from Smith\u2019s room? Are there really so many sophomores that no one can keep track of them, or could half of them be rotting in the dumpster, unnoticed and unseen (as usual)? And why does Sodexo <em>never seem to run out of chicken<\/em>?<br \/>\nHappy Halloween, readers. Isn\u2019t life at IMSA exciting?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Trapped inside these suspended, ceiling-less walls, I sense something malicious afoot. It\u2019s 12:21 PM. Fifth mod has begun, cold and dim, because it\u2019s always cold&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":303,"featured_media":19159,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2490],"tags":[1312],"coauthors":[2754],"class_list":["post-19157","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-humor","tag-halloween"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sites.imsa.edu\/acronym\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19157","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sites.imsa.edu\/acronym\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sites.imsa.edu\/acronym\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sites.imsa.edu\/acronym\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/303"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sites.imsa.edu\/acronym\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19157"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/sites.imsa.edu\/acronym\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19157\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19663,"href":"https:\/\/sites.imsa.edu\/acronym\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19157\/revisions\/19663"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sites.imsa.edu\/acronym\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/19159"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sites.imsa.edu\/acronym\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19157"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sites.imsa.edu\/acronym\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19157"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sites.imsa.edu\/acronym\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19157"},{"taxonomy":"author","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sites.imsa.edu\/acronym\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/coauthors?post=19157"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}