{"id":19198,"date":"2017-10-27T13:39:22","date_gmt":"2017-10-27T18:39:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sites.imsa.edu\/acronym\/?p=19198"},"modified":"2017-10-28T16:25:14","modified_gmt":"2017-10-28T21:25:14","slug":"the-7-easy-steps-of-sophomore-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sites.imsa.edu\/acronym\/2017\/10\/27\/the-7-easy-steps-of-sophomore-life\/","title":{"rendered":"The 7 Easy Steps of Sophomore Life"},"content":{"rendered":"<ol>\n<li>Wake up.\n<ul>\n<li>Depending on what mods you have off, this may or may not be before noon.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li>Reflect on your accomplishments and feel good about yourself!\n<ul>\n<li>Remember that you just aced the last quiz&#8230;if&nbsp;<em>acing<\/em> is an 80%.<\/li>\n<li>Remember that you are in exceptionally advanced classes for a sophomore&#8230;but not for an IMSA sophomore.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li>Get your first worksheet of the day and watch all of your genius classmates fly through it.\n<ul>\n<li>Complete the first question.<\/li>\n<li>Feel proud of yourself for figuring out the first question.<\/li>\n<li>Go on to the second question. Realize that it&#8217;s too hard and skip it, and then realize that question #3 is based off your answer to question #2.<\/li>\n<li>Realize that the person next to you is already finished.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li>Feel dumb.\n<ul>\n<li>Not that this is anything new for us sophomores.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li>Cry.\n<ul>\n<li>We all know how to do this.<\/li>\n<li>Depending on how many friends you have in the class, you may choose to weep discreetly.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li>Feel down for the rest of the day.\n<ul>\n<li>Remember that you have three quizzes, a unit test, and a speaking assessment tomorrow.<\/li>\n<li>Notice that your classmates aren&#8217;t even studying for the test, because they&#8217;re so smart that they don&#8217;t need to.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li>Repeat.\n<ul>\n<li>Until summer vacation.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wake up. Depending on what mods you have off, this may or may not be before noon. Reflect on your accomplishments and feel good about&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":372,"featured_media":19668,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2490],"tags":[],"coauthors":[2747],"class_list":["post-19198","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-humor"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sites.imsa.edu\/acronym\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19198","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sites.imsa.edu\/acronym\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sites.imsa.edu\/acronym\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sites.imsa.edu\/acronym\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/372"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sites.imsa.edu\/acronym\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19198"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/sites.imsa.edu\/acronym\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19198\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19676,"href":"https:\/\/sites.imsa.edu\/acronym\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19198\/revisions\/19676"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sites.imsa.edu\/acronym\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/19668"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sites.imsa.edu\/acronym\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19198"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sites.imsa.edu\/acronym\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19198"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sites.imsa.edu\/acronym\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19198"},{"taxonomy":"author","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sites.imsa.edu\/acronym\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/coauthors?post=19198"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}