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| “Study for the Biology unit test Monday!”<\/b><\/td>\n | “Oh god…will the test be multiple-choice? No? Well, there goes my entire weekend.”<\/td>\n | “Study? Please, I’m getting a 85 on this, at worst.”<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n <\/p>\n | ||||||||||||||||||
| “Reading assignment in English due tomorrow.”<\/b><\/td>\n | “I have to SparkNotes the story and actually read it if I have time, because I just know<\/em> there’ll be a quiz on it.”<\/td>\n| “So what you’re saying is… I don’t have any homework.”<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | <\/p>\n “Class, this was an extremely difficult test! Don’t worry if you didn’t do well, just come talk to me and we’ll figure something out.”<\/b><\/td>\n | “I knew<\/i> that was a terrible<\/i> test and it’ll tank my GPA and now I won’t get into Stanford for engineering!”<\/td>\n | “What… The hardest question on that test was knowing that formula that I self-studied two summers ago.”<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | <\/p>\n Friend: “Really? You got a 93 on that essay? Wow, I got the exact same grade!”<\/b><\/td>\n | “Bruh, nice! We’re both geniuses!” *high-fives all around*<\/td>\n | “Mom, I got a 93 on that essay I was talking about, but my friend got the same<\/i> grade as me. I’m so stupid! I knew I should’ve started it earlier!”<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | <\/p>\n “Let’s get dinner, I’m hungry.”<\/b><\/td>\n | “Oh, no… I hope Sodexo has edible food tonight. If not, I’ll have to beg my parents for more allowance to order Sarpino’s again tonight. And again tomorrow night. And again…”<\/td>\n | “Sounds awesome!” *strolls to the next room, rummages through fridge, picks out food of choice*<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | <\/p>\n “Get some sleep, tomorrow’s a school day.”<\/b><\/td>\n | “What is this sleep<\/i> you speak of?”<\/td>\n | “I know…I just want to finish self-studying this calculus lesson, and then I’ll go to bed.”<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | <\/p>\n “Okay, class, I’ll be collecting your homework assignment now.”<\/b><\/td>\n | “Nooo…I couldn’t figure out the last question when I started this problem set at midnight last night!”<\/td>\n | *takes out folder with next month’s worth of completed homework* “Hang on, let me find it. Nope, that’s due on the 23rd, the 16th, the 11th… What’s the date today?”<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | <\/p>\n “If you need more time on this test…”<\/b><\/td>\n | “YES!”<\/td>\n | “What are you talking about? I finished this 20 minutes into the class period and I’ve just been doing calculus problems on the test paper for the past hour.”<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" | Term\/Phrase At IMSA At Your Previous High School “Study for the Biology unit test Monday!” “Oh god…will the test be multiple-choice? No? Well, there…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":372,"featured_media":20673,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2490],"tags":[2850,2677],"coauthors":[2747],"class_list":["post-20305","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-humor","tag-academics","tag-studying"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sites.imsa.edu\/acronym\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20305","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sites.imsa.edu\/acronym\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sites.imsa.edu\/acronym\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sites.imsa.edu\/acronym\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/372"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sites.imsa.edu\/acronym\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20305"}],"version-history":[{"count":20,"href":"https:\/\/sites.imsa.edu\/acronym\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20305\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20671,"href":"https:\/\/sites.imsa.edu\/acronym\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20305\/revisions\/20671"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sites.imsa.edu\/acronym\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/20673"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sites.imsa.edu\/acronym\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20305"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sites.imsa.edu\/acronym\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20305"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sites.imsa.edu\/acronym\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20305"},{"taxonomy":"author","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sites.imsa.edu\/acronym\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/coauthors?post=20305"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}} |