15. IRC Water Fountain
Taste: 1/5
Mouth Feel: 2/5
Experience: 0/5
Temperature: Cold
Overall: 3/15
Derek: The water was so close to the spout, so drinking it was nearly impossible, especially while wearing a hat. Overall, it tasted a bit like metal, but I might have accidentally licked the spout.
Amy: I wasn’t in the mood to lick moldy-looking metal, so I didn’t get a good read on the water. But based on the fact that the fountain was nearly impossible to use, I’m turned off.
14. Fountain by the TV Pit and MCB Rooms
Taste: 0/5
Mouth Feel: 0/5
Experience: 3/5
Temperature: WARM
Overall: 3/15
Derek: I almost died
Amy: Spit out immediately, but it was worth it for the experience!
13. Fountain in Gym Hallway (IN2 side)
Taste: 2.5/5
Mouth Feel: 2.5/5
Experience: 0/5
Temperature: Cold
Overall: 5/15
Derek: I can’t figure this darn thing out
Amy: machine broke
12. Water Fountain by Loft (Lower one)
Taste: 2/5
Mouth Feel: 2/5
Experience: 2.5/5
Temperature: Cold
Overall: 6.5/15
Derek: There was a bitter flavor to this, which is not something I wish for when consuming nature’s gold.
Amy: Tastes like homeopathic pool water. Would drink again.
11. Fountain in Gym Hallway (Vending Machine Side)
Taste: 2.5/5
Mouth Feel: 2/5
Experience: 2/5
Temperature: Cold
Overall: 6.5/15
Derek: Too much sports energy nearby
Amy: Made my tooth hurt but I think that’s because I need to get my wisdom tooth removed
10. Fountains in PFS/IN2 Hallway
Taste: 2.5/5
Mouth Feel: 2.5/5
Experience: 2/5
Temperature: Moderately Cold
Overall: 7/15
Derek: I don’t appreciate being bombarded with warm water
Amy: I didn’t know this water fountain existed, and I wish I could’ve kept it that way
9. Fountain by Grainger Lab
Taste: 2.5/5
Mouth Feel: 2.5/5
Experience: 2.5/5
Temperature: Cold
Overall: 7.5/15
Derek: Okay, I’ll drink it if I need to
Amy: eh
8. Water Fountain by Loft (Taller one)
Taste: 3/5
Mouth Feel: 2/5
Experience: 3/5
Temperature: Cold
Overall: 8/15
Derek: Nothing to write home about.
Amy: Nothing special.
7. Water Fountain by Mail Room (Lower one)
Taste: 3/5
Mouth Feel: 3.5/5
Experience: 2/5
Temperature: Cold
Overall: 8.5/15
Derek: Not offensive, but also not defensive
Amy: Ashley Olsen
6. Business Office Hallway Water
Taste: 3/5
Mouth Feel: 1.5/5
Experience: 4/5
Temperature: Moderately Cold
Overall: 8.5/15
Derek: The drama and conflama of it all made it all the more disappointing when it felt flimsy in my mouth.
Amy: I enjoyed the adventure of drinking from this fountain, but once the actual liquid hit my mouth….
5. Water Fountain by Mail Room (Taller one)
Taste: 3.5/5
Mouth Feel: 3/5
Experience: 3/5
Temperature: Moderately Cold
Overall: 9.5/15
Derek: It leaves an aftertaste that makes it feel like I’m sucking on plastic
Amy: Mary-Kate Olsen
4. Water Fountain by Math Office
Taste: 4/5
Mouth Feel: 3/5
Experience: 3/5
Temperature: Moderately Cold
Overall: 10/15
Derek: The pressure’s a bit off, but the flavor is gourmet
Amy: If this were a crayon color, it would be burnt sienna. Nice, but I’d rather use burnt orange.
3. Fountain by Main Entrance/Security
Taste: 4/5
Mouth Feel: 5/5
Experience: 4.5/5
Temperature: Cold
Overall: 13.5/15
Derek: The supreme.
Amy: Excellent pressure!
2. Fountain by ITS
Taste: 5/5
Mouth Feel: 5/5
Experience: 4/5
Temperature: Shockingly Cold
Overall: 14/15
Derek: Hidden treasure, worth the trip.
Amy: Yummy water and an amazing view!
1. Fountain in Old Caf by TV Pit
Taste: 5/5
Mouth Feel: 5/5
Experience: 5/5
Temperature: Amazingly Cold
Overall: 15/15
Derek: This one’s good for when you need to walk far away from classes.
Amy: A trustworthy water
Thank you for informing me