Comics: Pick-up Line Edition
Pick-up lines inspired by Kevin Fan (’22)
Humor
How to Get a Date for Valentine’s Day
Valentine’s Day is right around the corner and many of us don’t have boyfriends, girlfriends, or otherwise called romantic partners to share the holiday with. Unfortunately for us, it’s impossible…
Stress Pressure Cracks the Relaxation Room
The long-anticipated relaxation room was sadly closed down a mere week after it opened due to one of its long glass panes shattering. Although many wild theories are racing around…
How to Use Your Senior Privileges
Senior privileges, the holy grail of all IMSA privileges, came out in recent weeks for the Class of 2020. Since these privs are new, many IMSA seniors aren’t sure what…
The Five Stages of Adjustment (to IMSA)
DENIAL I don’t need a planner. After all, how hard can IMSA be? At my old school, I did all my homework the class before it was due. Sure, IMSA…
The Inevitable Riot of Add/Drop
On Thursday of the first week of school, a riot broke out in front of the College and Academic Counselors’ (CAC) office. No one was physically injured, but thirty injuries…