Humor

The 7 Easy Steps of Sophomore Life

Wake up. Depending on what mods you have off, this may or may not be before noon. Reflect on your accomplishments and feel good about…


The A-Wing Mystery

Trapped inside these suspended, ceiling-less walls, I sense something malicious afoot. It’s 12:21 PM. Fifth mod has begun, cold and dim, because it’s always cold…


A Week in Problem Sets

Tuesday Afternoon You receive a problem set. You judge its length quickly, feeling disappointment. That disappointment lingers throughout the afternoon as you steadfastly ignore your…


The IMSA Week in Pictures

The Monday Mood™ and other days as low-quality images of my sister, dog, other dog, or some combination of the three: SUNDAY An image of…