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A Cornfield, one of the many exciting travel opportunities Illinois offers

Travel Opportunities in Illinois

Illinois may seem like a lackluster state with nothing to offer but cornfields, suburbia, and corruption, but once you look past the drudgery of daily life in the land of…

Math is hard.

IMSA to offer exciting new “MI-5” course

Dissatisfied with the current math course offerings at IMSA? Looking for something new to explore? The math department knows your pain, and they’re planning a new, exciting math course for…