The Iconic Statues of IMSA, and Where they Came From
Article notes: Most students don’t know the official names of these sculptures off the tops of their heads. Include images for each sculpture. All photos besides unicorn from IMSA…
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The Adventures of an IMSA Student, Finale: Time Transfixed
One day as I was walking over to B wing for quizbowl practice, I noticed a strange blue light emanating from Tellabs, and, seconds later, a dazed old man with…
The Adventures of an IMSA Student Part 2: Lost in the Backrooms
We students don’t take the time to truly appreciate IMSA’s incredible architecture. The rounded corners, the stately columns of the staircases, and the ubiquitous classroom dividers don’t get the love…
A Tale of Four IMSA Students
One. Vanya is a member of the IMSA Class of 2021, and she is excited to start IMSA. From the days when she was a little girl, Vanya has dreamed…
How Halls are Keeping Their Clash Secrets Secure and Maintaining Their Defenses
Every sunrise over the geese-infested plains of IMSA brings us closer to clash week, and IMSA’s halls are doing everything they can to prevent top-secret clash information from being leaked….
How to Spend Your Midday
Every day of the school week, there is a special hour at IMSA: midday. Midday allows for the IMSA community to take a break from classes until 5th Mod. If…