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The Teacher Conspiracy
AURORA, IL – A new, undercover study has revealed that IMSA’s teachers are plotting against their students. Recently, our reporters contacted the Acronym’s unassociated adult liaison, Mr. Spy, in order…
Cookie Bake Chronicles
Photo from Padurariu Alexandru, distributed under Creative Commons Zero by Unsplash Project Many students have one food they enjoy most at IMSA: the chocolate chip cookie bake. However, I would…
#PumpkinSpiceLatte
This year, fall seems to have sprung upon us quickly. Most of us wish for the warm days of summer and long for the hours spent binge watching Orange Is…
[Valentine’s Edition] A Step-by-Step Guide: Getting a Date for the Obsessed
Since there are only a few days before Valentine’s Day, here are a few tips to step up your game and get a date: Find a target: Find someone that…
How to Tell If You Have a Toshiba
You wouldn’t be able to read this article if you had a Toshiba but trivial statements aside, 1. The hinges are good for nothing. 2….