How to IMSA: The Impostor Syndrome
When you round up Illinois’ best and brightest and throw them all into one school, you inevitably create a very competitive environment full of gifted…
Articles by Mara Adams
Sophomore Rush Rates Reach Record High
to sophomore rush – v. to get into an IMSA relationship before Homecoming of one’s sophomore year Despite consistent warnings, sophomore rush rates have reached…
The Mysterious Case of Blake Truman
Co-authored by Mara Adams. It has been brought to the attention of the Acronym staff that one of IMSA’s students, Blake Truman, has been witnessed…
How to IMSA: Homesickness
This column was inspired by another advice column from a couple years ago. This year, the “How to IMSA” column is co-authored by Humor editor Mara Adams…
The Teacher Conspiracy
AURORA, IL – A new, undercover study has revealed that IMSA’s teachers are plotting against their students. Recently, our reporters contacted the Acronym’s unassociated adult…
Springtime Activities
Spring has sprung — hopefully for good this time — and that means warm weather, cool winds, and the occasional rainy drizzle. But sometimes, we…