Does 07 Exist?
Many students of IMSA have seen the hazy image of 1507 on the horizon when wandering around near 1506. Most students have at least a vague idea that there are…
Lifestyle
Which Hall is the Hall for You?
Housing forms are almost due, so it’s time to think about where you’ll live next year! While deciding where to live for an entire year may seem like a daunting…
Why Can’t Students Seem to Stay?
When Amulya Jasti first received the call that she had gotten off IMSA’s waitlist, she was ecstatic. “My parents withdrew me from Neuqua immediately,” she says. “I was set on…
A Mysterious Cult Gathering of the English Department
AURORA, IL – This past Wednesday, the entire IMSA English department was seen huddled around the new glass doors of the AC Pit at approximately 12:43 PM. A frightened student…
Second Semester Senior Pleads Guilty to Trying Too Hard
AURORA, IL – As she stood before a jam-packed Aurora courthouse last Tuesday, senior IMSA student Gretchen Wiener stood strong as the Senior Council read a litany of charges against…
Vegetarian & Vegan Sodexo Hacks
Despite contrary belief, it is possible to be a vegetarian (or even a vegan!) at IMSA; it just requires a certain level of finesse. According to resident vegan Ellyonna Glenn…