Ask Acronym: Existential Crises, Senioritis, and Infatuation
To be, or not to be? That is the question. Question: A, quite frankly, ugly person asked me to prom. Help. I’m assuming you don’t…
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Ask Acronym: Relationships, Desire, and Twerking
The following advice was written by Acronym’s advice columnists. This guy keeps coming onto [sic] me. I think he wants to interviz but I’m not…
5 Minute Pizza Toast!
Who says that Sodexo doesn’t serve pizza? This fast, appetizing dish can be made easily with common Sodexo ingredients and little work. Ingredients: 1 Slice…
Super Bowl Munchies
Super Bowl Munchies It’s large, it’s broadcasted nationwide, and it’s the most manly day of the year: It’s the Super Bowl. This year the Denver…
A Modest Proposal Regarding Stress, Life, and Homework
South Korea’s education system is hailed as one of best in the world. It boasts a 99.3% literacy rate, and South Korean students continually claim…
How the Idea of Black Friday Is Inherently Sexist
After conducting much research on the mysterious allure of shopping on the day after Thanksgiving, a day (by the way) for which it would be…