How to IMSA: The Impostor Syndrome
When you round up Illinois’ best and brightest and throw them all into one school, you inevitably create a very competitive environment full of gifted students who are all accustomed…
Articles by Mara Adams
Sophomore Rush Rates Reach Record High
to sophomore rush – v. to get into an IMSA relationship before Homecoming of one’s sophomore year Despite consistent warnings, sophomore rush rates have reached a record high this year,…
The Mysterious Case of Blake Truman
Co-authored by Mara Adams. It has been brought to the attention of the Acronym staff that one of IMSA’s students, Blake Truman, has been witnessed leading around three teenaged blobs….
How to IMSA: Homesickness
This column was inspired by another advice column from a couple years ago. This year, the “How to IMSA” column is co-authored by Humor editor Mara Adams (‘20) and Opinions editor Grace…
The Teacher Conspiracy
AURORA, IL – A new, undercover study has revealed that IMSA’s teachers are plotting against their students. Recently, our reporters contacted the Acronym’s unassociated adult liaison, Mr. Spy, in order…
Springtime Activities
Spring has sprung — hopefully for good this time — and that means warm weather, cool winds, and the occasional rainy drizzle. But sometimes, we forget the spring weather is…