Sophomore Rush Rates Reach Record High
to sophomore rush – v. to get into an IMSA relationship before Homecoming of one’s sophomore year Despite consistent warnings, sophomore rush rates have reached a record high this year,…
Articles by Mara Adams
The Mysterious Case of Blake Truman
Co-authored by Mara Adams. It has been brought to the attention of the Acronym staff that one of IMSA’s students, Blake Truman, has been witnessed leading around three teenaged blobs….
How to IMSA: Homesickness
This column was inspired by another advice column from a couple years ago. This year, the “How to IMSA” column is co-authored by Humor editor Mara Adams (‘20) and Opinions editor Grace…
The Teacher Conspiracy
AURORA, IL – A new, undercover study has revealed that IMSA’s teachers are plotting against their students. Recently, our reporters contacted the Acronym’s unassociated adult liaison, Mr. Spy, in order…
Springtime Activities
Spring has sprung — hopefully for good this time — and that means warm weather, cool winds, and the occasional rainy drizzle. But sometimes, we forget the spring weather is…
Does 07 Exist?
Many students of IMSA have seen the hazy image of 1507 on the horizon when wandering around near 1506. Most students have at least a vague idea that there are…