The Sodexo Milk Conspiracy
This is not a drill. I repeat, this is not a drill. After years of dispensing milk out of machines, Sodexo has instead switched to stocking the cafeteria with flimsy red…
This is not a drill. I repeat, this is not a drill. After years of dispensing milk out of machines, Sodexo has instead switched to stocking the cafeteria with flimsy red…
A revolutionary new study defines two broad types of human intelligence: life intelligence and academic intelligence. “Life intelligence is the intelligence of everyday living: cooking, cleaning, interacting with other people,…
Wake up. Depending on what mods you have off, this may or may not be before noon. Reflect on your accomplishments and feel good about yourself! Remember that you just…
Trapped inside these suspended, ceiling-less walls, I sense something malicious afoot. It’s 12:21 PM. Fifth mod has begun, cold and dim, because it’s always cold and dim in a bunker….
Tuesday Afternoon You receive a problem set. You judge its length quickly, feeling disappointment. That disappointment lingers throughout the afternoon as you steadfastly ignore your commitments. It is accompanied by…
The Monday Mood™ and other days as low-quality images of my sister, dog, other dog, or some combination of the three: SUNDAY An image of Ben. He is curled up…