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Black Friday Blues READY TO BE POSTED

photo from Mike Petrucci, distributed under Creative Commons Zero by Unsplash Project The most important aspect of Thanksgiving Break is slowly getting closer: Black Friday. This is the most significant…


Super Awful Test (SAT) Tips

With the recent PSAT, many juniors are likely planning on when to take the actual SAT for college. Seniors may still be taking this, and sophomores may be considering preparing…


Cookie Bake Chronicles

Photo from Padurariu Alexandru, distributed under Creative Commons Zero by Unsplash Project Many students have one food they enjoy most at IMSA: the chocolate chip cookie bake. However, I would…


Clowns Are Terrorists

As clown attacks continue to plague America, people are becoming desperate to find a solution to this crisis. These red-nosed, grinning fiends have quickly become a controversial issue in today’s…


The Ultimate Learning Environment

When asked about her first few months at the Illinois Mathematics and Science Academy, sophomore Jane Doe enthusiastically praised the exclusive learning environment, one that “really can’t be found anywhere…


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Super Bowl Munchies

Super Bowl Munchies It’s large, it’s broadcasted nationwide, and it’s the most manly day of the year: It’s the Super Bowl. This year the Denver Broncos and the North Carolina…