The IMSA Week in Pictures
The Monday Mood™ and other days as low-quality images of my sister, dog, other dog, or some combination of the three: SUNDAY An image of Ben. He is curled up…
Humor
From Matt Damon’s Diary: “On Women”
Dear Matt, There are two types of women. I will differentiate between the two using the labels “Woman 1” and “Woman 2.” Woman 1 is tricky. She is often straightforward,…
High Death Toll Predicted for Annual ‘2-Week Heating Stall’ in Halls
Across campus, dorm lights flicker on, parkas cram into wardrobes, and administration prepares to shut off heating in another “2-Week Stall” in order to freeze away a few more contributors…
SIR Program Killed to Make Way for New Research Program
In a peer-reviewed memo released today, SIR assistant Dr. Roger Idaki announced the closure of IMSA’s celebrated Student Inquiry and Research department. “There were deep, insurmountable issues with the program’s…
The Presidential Guide to Dodging Responsibilities
IMSA and stress are nearly synonymous, but they don’t have to be! In fact, the best solution to stress is to ignore it. Here are three easy ways to handle…
Nameplate Inequality: An Urgent New Problem for IMSA
A pressing problem for IMSA has recently been uncovered in the nameplates on the doors of students’ rooms. These nameplates follow the theme of each wing, and are generally different…