How to be Miserable on Valentine’s Day
Ah, Valentine’s Day. A day of love shared with that special someone, a day to celebrate your romantic success – Wait, success? Well, of course, there are people who are…
Humor
Adventure Time: Your Life in the Land of OOOoo!
The critically acclaimed Cartoon Network show Adventure Time has entertained adults and children alike for almost 8 years. Its magical Land of Ooo has many surprising similarities with IMSA, specifically…
The IMSA Dictionary
Term/Phrase At IMSA At Your Previous High School “Study for the Biology unit test Monday!” “Oh god…will the test be multiple-choice? No? Well, there goes my entire weekend.” “Study?…
The Acronym Weather Report: The Beginning of the End
AURORA, IL – Welcome, everyone, to the first and only Acronym Weather Report. I am your host, Severance Graham, here to tell you about the beginning of the end. Yes,…
Scientific Study Reveals IMSA’s Statistical Uniqueness
IMSA is special, truly home to the “best and brightest” in the state of Illinois. The following study is the result of questions raised by several students, one of whom…
Let’s Give Thanks for Thanksgiving
Thanksgiving is right around the corner! It is a time to celebrate friends, family, and give thanks for all the good things in life. However, seemingly more and more people…