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True Account of a College Acceptance
Dear Applicant, Congratulations! We are excited to inform you that you have been accepted into Star College. We’re looking forward to you joining our community of sleepwalkers, math nuts, bio…
How to Survive Outside the Bubble
Over extended, IMSA students will return to their homes for at least three and a half days, during which they may be exposed to the outside world and its happenings….
Sophomore Rush Rates Reach Record High
to sophomore rush – v. to get into an IMSA relationship before Homecoming of one’s sophomore year Despite consistent warnings, sophomore rush rates have reached a record high this year,…
A Homecoming Ask How-To
With homecoming week right around the corner, your head is likely swamped with questions about the upcoming week. Am I going to the dance? (Yes, you should.) What am I…
The Mysterious Case of Blake Truman
Co-authored by Mara Adams. It has been brought to the attention of the Acronym staff that one of IMSA’s students, Blake Truman, has been witnessed leading around three teenaged blobs….