Cheese and Eggs Burrito
“I’m sick of ramen!” I yelled, remembering the faint taste of the spicy beef ramen I just ate last night. I’ve always heard that college…
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Clowns Are Terrorists
As clown attacks continue to plague America, people are becoming desperate to find a solution to this crisis. These red-nosed, grinning fiends have quickly become…
The Ultimate Learning Environment
When asked about her first few months at the Illinois Mathematics and Science Academy, sophomore Jane Doe enthusiastically praised the exclusive learning environment, one that…
To My Seniors
To my down quad, Thanks for being the first. The first to take me under your wing, the first to teach me how to use…
Ask Acronym: Prioritizing, Happiness, and Sleeping Mishaps
This article was a collective effort shared among the Acronym’s advice columnists. Question- I’m struggling to balance everything. I’m always prioritizing incorrectly, not making the…
IMSA Cookbook: Peanut Butter and Banana Bread
When Elvis Presley felt a hankering for a snack, onstage and off, he called out for none other than the peanut butter and banana sandwich….