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The Inevitable Riot of Add/Drop

On Thursday of the first week of school, a riot broke out in front of the College and Academic Counselors’ (CAC) office. No one was…




Sophomore Rush Rates Reach Record High

to sophomore rush – v. to get into an IMSA relationship before Homecoming of one’s sophomore year Despite consistent warnings, sophomore rush rates have reached…


The Mysterious Case of Blake Truman

Co-authored by Mara Adams. It has been brought to the attention of the Acronym staff that one of IMSA’s students, Blake Truman, has been witnessed…