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Quarantine

10:13am Tuesday, January 29, 2019 -8 F IMSA students are still shuffling to class on a bitterly cold Tuesday when they receive news from their…



The Teacher Conspiracy

AURORA, IL – A new, undercover study has revealed that IMSA’s teachers are plotting against their students. Recently, our reporters contacted the Acronym’s unassociated adult…


Does 07 Exist?

Many students of IMSA have seen the hazy image of 1507 on the horizon when wandering around near 1506. Most students have at least a…