How to Use Your Senior Privileges
Senior privileges, the holy grail of all IMSA privileges, came out in recent weeks for the Class of 2020. Since these privs are new, many IMSA seniors aren’t sure what…
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The Inevitable Riot of Add/Drop
On Thursday of the first week of school, a riot broke out in front of the College and Academic Counselors’ (CAC) office. No one was physically injured, but thirty injuries…
Latin American Countries Form “Mexican Consortium”
After a Fox News banner called three Central American countries — Honduras, El Salvador, and Guatemala — “Mexican,” the three countries made an official move to form the Mexican Consortium….
Quarantine
10:13am Tuesday, January 29, 2019 -8 F IMSA students are still shuffling to class on a bitterly cold Tuesday when they receive news from their reigning overlord, Dr. Bob Hernandez….
IMSA Learning Lab Makes Schrodinger’s Cat a Reality
The Teacher Conspiracy
AURORA, IL – A new, undercover study has revealed that IMSA’s teachers are plotting against their students. Recently, our reporters contacted the Acronym’s unassociated adult liaison, Mr. Spy, in order…