March: 5 Things To Look Forward To
We’re near the end of this freezing cold winter. Sure, we haven’t had any snow days yet but most of us are still surviving. The month of March has a…
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Grades in Decline
For some students, grades are the only thing that matter. In a society that regards Ivy graduates highly, students seem to be competing harder and harder for those top schools,…
Why I Watch NASCAR
“They only turn left.” “They drive around in circles for hours and hours.” “Watch Formula 1. At least they also turn right.” “How the hell do you watch that redneck…
BREAKING NEWS: Fireball Injures about 1,000 People
It seems like Russia has a propensity for attracting space debris. This morning, a meteor zoomed towards the Earth, reminiscent of the 1908 Siberian Tunguska event. The city primarily impacted,…
The End of the World? Not Likely
Friday Morning. As the waking hour approaches to usher in the beginning of extended break, miles away in Russia a bus-sized meteor known as a bolide, crashed and wounded about…
A Step-by-Step Guide to Becoming a Better Prankster
*Disclaimer: Acronym does not take any responsibility for the physical or emotional repercussions of the victim or any other consequences that stem from your prank. Please use this guide with…