School Closure: The Return of the “IMSA Plague”
To the horror of students and staff all over campus, the infamous IMSA Plague made its annual return! However, it seems to have hit especially hard this year. After only…
Articles by Severance Graham
The Acronym Weather Report: The Beginning of the End
AURORA, IL – Welcome, everyone, to the first and only Acronym Weather Report. I am your host, Severance Graham, here to tell you about the beginning of the end. Yes,…
Let’s Give Thanks for Thanksgiving
Thanksgiving is right around the corner! It is a time to celebrate friends, family, and give thanks for all the good things in life. However, seemingly more and more people…
The Sodexo Milk Conspiracy
This is not a drill. I repeat, this is not a drill. After years of dispensing milk out of machines, Sodexo has instead switched to stocking the cafeteria with flimsy red…
The Detrimental Effects of Sports-Crazed America
Here at the Illinois Mathematics and Science Academy we have a very different high school experience than most. Passion for science, math, technology, or other similar fields is commonplace, and…
‘Tis the Season to be Stressed
It’s that time of year again. All of the seniors are rushing to finish college applications, only to realize they have even more to do once they are done. Applying…