How to Give an Old Computer Some Personality
Ah, the noble laptop. IMSA students can always depend on their trusty machines to grind out that Revolutions essay they’ve been putting off for a week, study for a quiz…
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The Only Way to Study for AP Exams
With AP exams coming up in less than two weeks, most IMSA students frantically scramble to find practice FRQs online or labor over three hundred pages of confusing information. But…
“Absolutely Zero Swagger”: The Great Chess Clash
At the 2021–2022 IHSA Chess Sectional Tournament on Saturday, January 29th, a conflict arose between the chess teams of IMSA and South Elgin. In the beginning, the two teams had…
Group of Seniors Worriedly Report Their Friend’s Rapid Deterioration as College Application Season Progresses
Aurora, Illinois (The Acronym) — As the universally dreaded November 1st deadline quickly approaches, seniors across the nation are scrambling to revise their 472nd personal statement drafts and trying to…
Funniest Ways to Get a Violation
From not wearing shoes on campus to forgetting not to use the microwave after in-room, there are just so many ways that you can get a violation. To explore just…
The Best Places to Nap on IMSA’s Campus
After three years of IMSA, I’ve taken my fair share of naps during my free mods (and sometimes even during my classes!). Throughout my experiences, I’ve kept track of the…