Nameplate Inequality: An Urgent New Problem for IMSA
A pressing problem for IMSA has recently been uncovered in the nameplates on the doors of students’ rooms. These nameplates follow the theme of each wing, and are generally different…
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Beware the Wrath of the Geese
As autumn rolls around, IMSA’s campus will soon be filling up with new guests: Canadian Geese. In addition to its almost 660 students, the school plans on hosting over 200…
Titans Stretch Their Cognitive Muscles
NAPERVILLE, IL – At a recent gathering with friends from their hometown, several IMSA students couldn’t help but brag about the “real world curriculum” and “naturally inquisitive environment” that had…
5 Easy Steps to Graduate IMSA with a 5.0
It’s one of the most commonly asked questions: “How do I survive IMSA with good grades?” After extensive research and interviews, I have compiled a quick and easy tutorial on…
IMSA Students Torch Neighboring School
AURORA, IL- Following their cross-country victory on Thursday, IMSA athletes gathered to participate in a long-standing Titan tradition: setting fire to Aurora Central Catholic (ACC). Attendance at this Thursday’s celebration…
Rauner Wants You to Stay
SPRINGFIELD, IL – Responding to criticism that the JCC Bubble Tea Cart didn’t complete its scheduled run on Thursday, Governor Rauner decided to take matters into his own hands, channeling…