Savor the Burn: Five Awesome Tips to Help You Handle the Spice
This previous Sunday, I was eating with my family at the cozy, hole-in-the-wall traditional Mexican restaurant in the strip mall across the street from my house. My order of ribeye…
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Fidget Spinners Finally Reach IMSA
They’ve invaded every single store in sight, every classroom, and every workplace. They seemed to be everywhere, so the lack of them on IMSA’s campus upon Move-In Day was quite shocking….
Simple, School Appropriate Halloween Costumes
With October finally upon us and with it, extended weekend, it’s a good idea to start thinking about Halloween costume ideas. As Halloween is on a Tuesday this year, we…
SIR Program Killed to Make Way for New Research Program
In a peer-reviewed memo released today, SIR assistant Dr. Roger Idaki announced the closure of IMSA’s celebrated Student Inquiry and Research department. “There were deep, insurmountable issues with the program’s…
The Presidential Guide to Dodging Responsibilities
IMSA and stress are nearly synonymous, but they don’t have to be! In fact, the best solution to stress is to ignore it. Here are three easy ways to handle…
Nameplate Inequality: An Urgent New Problem for IMSA
A pressing problem for IMSA has recently been uncovered in the nameplates on the doors of students’ rooms. These nameplates follow the theme of each wing, and are generally different…