How to Give an Old Computer Some Personality
Ah, the noble laptop. IMSA students can always depend on their trusty machines to grind out that Revolutions essay they’ve been putting off for a week, study for a quiz…
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The Best Date Places at IMSA
Best Date Places at IMSA After being on campus for a few months, We’ve realized the potential that the IMSA campus offers for dates. If you’re stuck on what…
Group of Seniors Worriedly Report Their Friend’s Rapid Deterioration as College Application Season Progresses
Aurora, Illinois (The Acronym) — As the universally dreaded November 1st deadline quickly approaches, seniors across the nation are scrambling to revise their 472nd personal statement drafts and trying to…
Funniest Ways to Get a Violation
From not wearing shoes on campus to forgetting not to use the microwave after in-room, there are just so many ways that you can get a violation. To explore just…
Latin American Countries Form “Mexican Consortium”
After a Fox News banner called three Central American countries — Honduras, El Salvador, and Guatemala — “Mexican,” the three countries made an official move to form the Mexican Consortium….
A Mysterious Cult Gathering of the English Department
AURORA, IL – This past Wednesday, the entire IMSA English department was seen huddled around the new glass doors of the AC Pit at approximately 12:43 PM. A frightened student…