Types of Seniors During the College Application Process
College application season is in full swing, which means we’ll see on average 50% more eye bags and 200% more nervous breakdowns in the senior class, as they send their…
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The Iconic Statues of IMSA, and Where they Came From
All photos besides unicorn from IMSA Digital Commons, https://digitalcommons.imsa.edu/campus_art/ The Illinois Mathematics and Science Academy (IMSA), much like the tourist trap in Michigan I visited this summer, is filled to…
New Classes for the ‘23-’24 School Year
IMSA admin, as a part of their lengthy agreement with the teacher’s union following their WGA solidarity strike, is proud to announce that students can look forward to over…
A Tale of Four IMSA Students
One. Vanya is a member of the IMSA Class of 2021, and she is excited to start IMSA. From the days when she was a little girl, Vanya has dreamed…
How Halls are Keeping Their Clash Secrets Secure and Maintaining Their Defenses
Every sunrise over the geese-infested plains of IMSA brings us closer to clash week, and IMSA’s halls are doing everything they can to prevent top-secret clash information from being leaked….
How to Spend Your Midday
Every day of the school week, there is a special hour at IMSA: midday. Midday allows for the IMSA community to take a break from classes until 5th Mod. If…