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Old Cafe has a New Look

IMSA students are not very picky about where they sit. First one U-bench, then another, then against a wall, then on the floor. However, while the Academy plans to undergo…


IMSA Charters Rugby Team

IMSA statisticians  recently released a short statement discussing their recent discovery that students who actively participate on a rugby team are significantly taller than their non-athletic counterparts. They argued that because the student size is loosely…



“Go Green”: A Red Plot?

By: Tejas Joshi, Opinions staff writer Warning! You are constantly being inundated with environmentalist propaganda! Assuming, of course (in the words of Dr. Victory), that you are a semi-rational being, you…