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Planet casts shadow on Lunar Festival

On September 27th, the Ling family all gathered together in one house to celebrate the Lunar Festival together. “It was really important for us to be together, because just like…


Behold, the Vending Machines

Vending Machines Behold, the IMSA mission statement. The mission of IMSA, the world’s leading teaching and learning laboratory for imagination and inquiry, is to ignite and nurture creative, ethical, scientific…



Old Cafe has a New Look

IMSA students are not very picky about where they sit. First one U-bench, then another, then against a wall, then on the floor. However, while the Academy plans to undergo…


IMSA Charters Rugby Team

IMSA statisticians  recently released a short statement discussing their recent discovery that students who actively participate on a rugby team are significantly taller than their non-athletic counterparts. They argued that because the student size is loosely…