The Best Date Places at IMSA
Best Date Places at IMSA After being on campus for a few months, We’ve realized the potential that the IMSA campus offers for dates. If you’re stuck on what…
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Group of Seniors Worriedly Report Their Friend’s Rapid Deterioration as College Application Season Progresses
Aurora, Illinois (The Acronym) — As the universally dreaded November 1st deadline quickly approaches, seniors across the nation are scrambling to revise their 472nd personal statement drafts and trying to…
Funniest Ways to Get a Violation
From not wearing shoes on campus to forgetting not to use the microwave after in-room, there are just so many ways that you can get a violation. To explore just…
An Ode to Sodexo
“Study the past if you would define the future.” —Confucius Sodexo was once the main food provider for the tired, the poor, the huddled masses of IMSA students. Tales of…
What Joke Should You Tell at the Thanksgiving Table This Year?
Thanksgiving dinner is the perfect time for families to come together and celebrate each other’s presence, but it is also stressful after this long grueling year of political and social…
The Most Boring Extended? Yes
Three days left. Two days left. One day left. Did anyone else count down the days until extended? I know I was not the only one. We were all ready…