The Five Stages of Adjustment (to IMSA)
DENIAL I don’t need a planner. After all, how hard can IMSA be? At my old school, I did all my homework the class before it was due. Sure, IMSA…
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IMSA Learning Lab Makes Schrodinger’s Cat a Reality
The Best Places to Cry on IMSA’s Campus
IMSA is full of ups and downs, but sometimes it feels like a succession of downs. Eventually, you have to let out all of your pent-up frustration and sadness. Although…
Shocking New Study Reveals Something IMSA Students Already Knew
A revolutionary new study defines two broad types of human intelligence: life intelligence and academic intelligence. “Life intelligence is the intelligence of everyday living: cooking, cleaning, interacting with other people,…
High Death Toll Predicted for Annual ‘2-Week Heating Stall’ in Halls
Across campus, dorm lights flicker on, parkas cram into wardrobes, and administration prepares to shut off heating in another “2-Week Stall” in order to freeze away a few more contributors…
Planet casts shadow on Lunar Festival
On September 27th, the Ling family all gathered together in one house to celebrate the Lunar Festival together. “It was really important for us to be together, because just like…