ISMA Pick-up Lines for Ethically Creative Teens

Win that special someone's heart using these clever pickup lines. | Source: Kerri Shaver from unsplash.com

Now that it’s February, we’re all awaiting one holiday loved by some, hated by others, and known by all: Valentine’s Day! Whether you’re a sophomore, junior, or senior, it’s never too late to give up on any changes that might come your way.

Who knows, maybe the only thing you were missing all along was a little bit of smooth talk?

Here are some pick up lines guaranteed to spice up your love life!

  1. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
  2. Did the sun just come up or was that your smile?
  3. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
  4. Roses are red, my face is too, but that only happens when I’m around you.
  5. You’re so cute that I forgot my pickup line.
  6. If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
  7. Do you like naan? Because there’s naan other like you.
  8. Will you be my jolli-BAE?
  9. Are you from Korea? Because I think you’re my Seoul-mate.
  10. If you were a potato, you’d be a really nice potato.

And I really can’t call myself an IMSA student without including these:

  1. How come I know so many digits of pi, but zero digits of your phone number?
  2. Are you full of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you’re Be-Au-Ti-full
  3. If I were a worm, all five of my hearts would beat for you.
  4. Hey, are we sharing electrons? Because I’m feeling a covalent bond between us.
  5. Your eyes are like limpid pools of primordial ooze, and I am the protozoa that wants to swim in their depths.

Actual cute, wholesome ones. Walk up to me and say these. Do it.

  1. I guess I’m a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.
  2. If a star fell every time I thought of you, there’d be none left in the sky.
  3. If I were a cat, I’d spend all 9 lives with you.
  4. I never believed in love at first sight until I saw you.
  5. You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me :)

Remember, the clinginess of a pickup line is an art in itself. I wish you the best of luck!

About the Author

Isabel Chen
A normal sophomore from good old Naperville who loves to read, write, and sleep. Has a lot of strong opinions.

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