The Mysterious Case of Blake Truman
Co-authored by Mara Adams. It has been brought to the attention of the Acronym staff that one of IMSA’s students, Blake Truman, has been witnessed…
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The Teacher Conspiracy
AURORA, IL – A new, undercover study has revealed that IMSA’s teachers are plotting against their students. Recently, our reporters contacted the Acronym’s unassociated adult…
Editors Expecting Particularly Good Article This Week
AURORA, IL – Chandana Tetali & Lauralyn Lin are expecting a particularly good article this week. This is the latest development in a long-running feud…
Does 07 Exist?
Many students of IMSA have seen the hazy image of 1507 on the horizon when wandering around near 1506. Most students have at least a…
A Mysterious Cult Gathering of the English Department
AURORA, IL – This past Wednesday, the entire IMSA English department was seen huddled around the new glass doors of the AC Pit at approximately…
Second Semester Senior Pleads Guilty to Trying Too Hard
AURORA, IL – As she stood before a jam-packed Aurora courthouse last Tuesday, senior IMSA student Gretchen Wiener stood strong as the Senior Council read…